shamelessinner:

when i explained to my kindergarten teacher, that i’d one day fall in love with a writer?
“why do you say that darling?” i hated when people called me anything like that.
“because their words could take me away. even if it’s just for a little while.”
i kept drawing.
i traced the outline of my…

When I was in kinder I had a girlfriend. She was hawt. Niggas was jealouuuus lol then I never saw her after that and in 5th grade I transferred to a private school. She was in my class. I was like whaaaaaaa?

I Had A Dream I Was Dying And No One Was Around. Woke Up Still Dying Still No One Was Around.

timothydelaghetto:

Sorry I had to reblog lol

Sweet baby Jesus.

voxamberlynn:

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londonzhiloh:

London Zhiloh

Doooope. Where they keeping these at?

thatfunnyblog:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

Whoever keeps making these, dont fucking stop. 

^^^ yes.

Chips. Bring em out. GBH Friday. Hopefully there are big women.

moonsailingonwater:

Disregard females, acquire currency.